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Eminem Does Stage Dive at the Egg for Wheelchair Friendly Charity Event
It was a rough start when Eminem was caught with a hot mic telling his co-performers to break a leg and it only got worse. Albany- This...
Dec 18, 20222 min read
Jews Take Their Revenge Almost a Century Later and the Fish Pay the Price
Berlin - The Jews have done it. About 77 years later or 28,105 days later the Jews have done an offensive attack on the Germans. In the...
Dec 18, 20221 min read
The Layoffs Begin
The Apprentice of the Dark Lord and CEO of Global Foundries, Thomas Caulfield announces that layoffs shall begin immediately and there is...
Dec 18, 20221 min read
WORDLE Fucks Up With Racial Slur
During the New York Times writer's strike a few days ago, Jeff Bezos created that day's Wordle, and well he fucked up. New York, NY - In...
Dec 11, 20221 min read
A Letter From GlobalFoundries
GlobalFoundries CEO Says Chip Predictions From Company Psychic Are Reason For Mass Layoffs “Here at GlobalFoundries, we care about three...
Dec 8, 20222 min read
Albany: "The City That Never Sleeps...Inside"
The City Council of Albany has created a new slogan for the city after insisting that there is a .01% homeless population. Photo by: Pete...
Nov 30, 20222 min read
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