About Us
Here at The Compensation, we promise to never outsource our customer service to third-world countries like Canada. We pride ourselves on having an exclusively American team of customer service reps that work in our warehouses that were assembled in none of then the greatest continent on earth, the USA. Of course, we do plan on selling all of your data to the highest international bidder whenever we get the chance. These countries are so dumb that sometimes we will sell to multiple countries and international companies the exact same data!
Your Mom thinks you're funny? How to Submit
Submissions for the Sunday publication will need to be submitted by midnight on that week's Thursday. Please include what section your article is intended for in the subject line. Other than possible grammar, we will not alter your work without contacting you.
The email to send submissions to is: thecompensation69@gmail.com
Meet our Team
Head Nacho:
Stephen A. Stevens
Founder, Chief Nacho, Editor, Writer, Philospher, Company ReligIous and Moral Support
