Rollercoasters to Military Coups

Adrenaline Junky From Albany Now Gets His Fix From Joining Revolutions In Foreign Countries

Derry, North Ireland - Jamison Jimi, an Albany native who now resides in Derry Ireland, is just like you and me. Out of college, he was looking for a career that was fulfilling and included his passions.

While on a family vacation in Myanmar he got separated from his tour group and ended up stumbling upon his first rebellion group in the middle of prepping for a violent coup. Mr. Jimi recalls this experience as though it was the other day, “ I still remember the butterflies when I saw these men get ready for battle. I have always enjoyed rollercoasters so how could this be any different? Next thing I know I’m marching with them through the woods and found what I wanted to do with my life.”

Jimi also credits his parents for all of the support, his Mother sent a statement over, “ Ever since Jamison was a kid we knew that he wasn’t going to be able to do a 9-5. He used to climb trees, jump off our roof, and hold up candy stores for their candy and we have always supported his ambitions. I think for any parent it is very important to let your kids know that you support them. We used to tell him all the time, we will support you no matter what, as long as you aren’t gay because it’s Adam and Eve, not Steve.”

Jimi has come a long way since his trip to Myanmar and his first military coup. We were quite curious about why he was in Ireland since there haven’t been any series of threats or attacks since the 90s. At first, he was confused by this since he doesn’t have a cell phone or modern technology and just jumps from fight to fight. He then stated, “ Oh well, no worries this has happened before. You see people tend to get some mental scar from these events so all I need to do is simply reopen them.”

From their Jimi road off into the sunset towards Dublin with a half-pound pipe bomb and some Molotov cocktails. Although at the end of this report it seems that Jamison Jimi is just getting started.